Saturday, September 10, 2011

Coming Soon: Bra-One (Can't wait not to see it!)


Shahrukh Khan’s poster for Ra-One. Nice, photoshopped tits, Shahrukh. You should have called your movie “Bra-One.” And the poster’s shamelessly copied from Gone With The Wind, or shall we say, “Hava Mein Ud Gaya tu Shahrukh. But frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.”

I can’t stand Shahrukh Khan. I also can’t understand his success as an actor. After all, he plays the same character in practically every movie he's in ... himself.

Shahrukh played a charmingly stammering drunk (in Devdas). A charmingly stuttering suitor in Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge. More of the same in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. A charmingly stuttering don in … Don. A charmingly stuttering and mildly tolerable coach in Chakhle India. A stuttering, inspirational friend in Kal Ho Na Ho. An annoyingly stuttering dope in My Name is Khan. I just c-c-c-can’t understand it.

B-b-b-but maybe that somewhat explains why he named his lackluster IPL cricket team the Kolkata K-K-K-K-Knight Riders.